Stuff Cyclists Say…

“I this a good place to pee” corpsed me!

OH how true!

How about a Rapha pronunciation guide? Raff-a? Ruff-a? Rap-ha?

My mum used to say ‘if you’ve got something stupid to say shut your mouth’ but do we really sound like that? 

i have a mate who met up with some guys on the way down to rosebud and he was so impressed that they were on a 150km recovery ride he told me all about it the next monday, lol. cyclists say a lot of shit

So true!
I was in a mates bike shop the other day when a guy came in looking Pro and then blew us away when he asked if he could borrow a tube to get back to his car and then he would bring the tube back!
He had hairy legs too!

Love that, cracked up!

Saw this mtb version the other day too http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kW7xzBC-qa0#

White bar tape is so pro!

Is this the lightest bell you have?

Can we have more of this every monday?

Is this the lightest bell you have?

Can we have more of this every monday?

I would totally be pro if I didn’t have to work….

Is this a Strava segment?

Oh man, that’s Gold. This is helping my post tour blues

Do you have this in carbon?

i say these things all the time LOL http://www.facebook.com/garythehubbard

i say these things all the time LOL http://www.facebook.com/garythehubbard

Gold! 
Best be silent and thought a fool rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt!

I didn’t want it to stop……..

That’s it! I’m keeping my mouth shut. Strava segment….LOL

No matter what you ride, you still have to pedal it.

Sorry that was a serious-ish comment. I made it before watching the video. Damn should have been more funny.

Fake. Guy is wearing his shades under the straps. Clearly not a real cyclist.

Yeah, it’s a great video and very true.  The guy in the video is actually a very good friend of mine and one of the best cycling advocates out there.  If you’d like to see more on Ryan Van Duzer, check out the post and video I put up with him recently:  http://lovingthebike.com/video-blog/the-cycling-life-with-ryan-van-duzer-and-nick-albini.

Great way to get rolling for the day. Thanks for sharing.

Great way to get rolling for the day. Thanks for sharing.

they left out the one all bike shops just love to hear- ” i got it on ebay cheap. what do you think?”

I could totally see Will Ferrell starring in the Hollywood version of this.

I could totally see Will Ferrell starring in the Hollywood version of this.

What? You mean that guy’s not Will Ferrell?

Seriously?

What? You mean that guy’s not Will Ferrell?

Seriously?

“will this make me go faster?”

Haha, I reckon I’ve said half that shit..haha

That is classic. Reminds me of myself sometimes LOL